Grumble grumble grumble
My tummy just rumbles
Its 15 minutes to 10 and my mind just stumbles
Thinking about fresh apple crumble
Mumble mumble mumble
boohooooooo
Monday, December 21, 2009
Assasins Do it from Behind.
Just saw the trailer of Prince of Persia :Sands of time and it looks good.. *cough*women*cough* yup they do look good.
Just watched Avatar and it was awesomely awesome, to my own standards of course.
Want to know what a sh*t movie is? watch Storm Warriors. Its a catastrophic case of bad camera angles and over-used bullet time sequences which drives you beyond nuts and makes you wanna sucker punch those fools every time they stay mid-air trying to swing their swords. Its like......watching old ppl in the park practising tai chi.....Imagine that.... absolutely ridiculously boring unless you have a fetish for old folks of course. You know what would be awesome in bullet time? A stripper. yes that would be awesome.
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Twas checking out my old pile of junk to see If I could recycle some of them for Christmas Gifts. Yes I'm a cheapo. Everyone's a cheapo when they are broke. A bookmark came along saying these lines
"Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow, don't walk behind me, I may not lead,walk beside me and just be my friend"
hmmmm...
"Don't walk in front of me, I won't follow. Don't walk behind me, I won't lead. Don't walk beside me either. Just walk away and leave me alone"
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Ever tried talkng to an ignorant person? well if you can't convince them, just confuse them.
Just watched Avatar and it was awesomely awesome, to my own standards of course.
Want to know what a sh*t movie is? watch Storm Warriors. Its a catastrophic case of bad camera angles and over-used bullet time sequences which drives you beyond nuts and makes you wanna sucker punch those fools every time they stay mid-air trying to swing their swords. Its like......watching old ppl in the park practising tai chi.....Imagine that.... absolutely ridiculously boring unless you have a fetish for old folks of course. You know what would be awesome in bullet time? A stripper. yes that would be awesome.
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Twas checking out my old pile of junk to see If I could recycle some of them for Christmas Gifts. Yes I'm a cheapo. Everyone's a cheapo when they are broke. A bookmark came along saying these lines
"Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow, don't walk behind me, I may not lead,walk beside me and just be my friend"
hmmmm...
"Don't walk in front of me, I won't follow. Don't walk behind me, I won't lead. Don't walk beside me either. Just walk away and leave me alone"
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Ever tried talkng to an ignorant person? well if you can't convince them, just confuse them.
Friday, December 18, 2009
In a blink of an eye
Only 1 more week till Christmas, things to do are piling up like dead bodies in a game of l4d..hmm..grim metaphor. The past few weeks have been good, I thank God for giving me such blessings in my life. One thing, I think I'm going out too much. Yesterday's conversation with my sis proved it coz she didn't realize I was not in the house for 4 days.
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Talking of metaphors, lemme tell you a story.
One day a boy asked his dad on how many types of breasts there were during dinner. The father answered,"well son, there's 3 types of breasts"
1st type: In her twenties
Breasts are like melons, firm and round.
2nd type: In her thirties to forties
Breasts are like pears, still nice but hanging.
3rd type: After fifty they are like onions.
"onions?" the boy asked.
Yea, onions coz when you see them they make you cry.
The wife, smiled and told her daughter that men have 3 types of penises too.
1st type: In his twenties
They are like oak trees, mighty and hard
2nd type: In his thirties to forties
They are like birch, flexible and reliable
3rd type: After his fifties, its like a Christmas tree
"Christmas tree?" the girl asked
Yep, christmas tree coz its dead from root up and the balls are only for decoration.
*Pawned*
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- I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem!
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Camp was awesome btw. Learned really good stuff, made new friends, and had lotsa memorable moments ;)
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Talking of metaphors, lemme tell you a story.
One day a boy asked his dad on how many types of breasts there were during dinner. The father answered,"well son, there's 3 types of breasts"
1st type: In her twenties
Breasts are like melons, firm and round.
2nd type: In her thirties to forties
Breasts are like pears, still nice but hanging.
3rd type: After fifty they are like onions.
"onions?" the boy asked.
Yea, onions coz when you see them they make you cry.
The wife, smiled and told her daughter that men have 3 types of penises too.
1st type: In his twenties
They are like oak trees, mighty and hard
2nd type: In his thirties to forties
They are like birch, flexible and reliable
3rd type: After his fifties, its like a Christmas tree
"Christmas tree?" the girl asked
Yep, christmas tree coz its dead from root up and the balls are only for decoration.
*Pawned*
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- I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem!
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Camp was awesome btw. Learned really good stuff, made new friends, and had lotsa memorable moments ;)
Wednesday, December 02, 2009
Tuesday, December 01, 2009
Another random post
I don't know if its my quarterly life crisis or what but I feel like baking.
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-Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Something for you to ponder upon.
With life comes indifference
With indifference comes conflict
With conflict comes war
So in conclusion, with life comes war.
In other words, Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
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-Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Something for you to ponder upon.
With life comes indifference
With indifference comes conflict
With conflict comes war
So in conclusion, with life comes war.
In other words, Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
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Think of something really bad that you have done. Something which has hurt or caused misunderstandings in someone so much that It gives you sleepless nights. And imagine this, that very someone suddenly just says he forgives you. Isn't that the best feeling ever? I had a similar feeling earlier ago and believe me I've never slept with such peace in my heart before as If all the worries was taken away from me.
Does all of this seem familiar to you? Of course it does.
All men have sinned. That includes me and you. Anger, violence, pride, selfishness and many many more. Its probably just the tip of the iceberg.
Now that your thinking of the wrongdoings you have done in your entire life, I'll ask you this "Do you feel guilty? Does your conscience allow you to rest peacefully after committing an act of sin? "
However you might want to deny it, there will be moments when they all come back haunt you.
My dear friend, I've got the greatest news for you. God loves you! In correlation to that, He sent his only son to die for our sins and to redeem us.
So think of all the bad things you have done so far. Now, Know the fact that your forgiven. It certainly feels peaceful right?
Sounds too easy to be true? The hard part has been done for us already. Jesus Christ has died on the cross for us. Now we only need to:-
Transfer our Trust from what you have been doing to what Christ has done for you on His cross.
Accept Christ as our Savior.
Receive Christ as Lord. Let him take the driving wheel of our life coz God has great plans for you!
Repent! Be willing to turn away from the bad things you have done.
Easy peasy huh? Told yea! ;)
Hv a good night!
Does all of this seem familiar to you? Of course it does.
All men have sinned. That includes me and you. Anger, violence, pride, selfishness and many many more. Its probably just the tip of the iceberg.
Now that your thinking of the wrongdoings you have done in your entire life, I'll ask you this "Do you feel guilty? Does your conscience allow you to rest peacefully after committing an act of sin? "
However you might want to deny it, there will be moments when they all come back haunt you.
My dear friend, I've got the greatest news for you. God loves you! In correlation to that, He sent his only son to die for our sins and to redeem us.
So think of all the bad things you have done so far. Now, Know the fact that your forgiven. It certainly feels peaceful right?
Sounds too easy to be true? The hard part has been done for us already. Jesus Christ has died on the cross for us. Now we only need to:-
Transfer our Trust from what you have been doing to what Christ has done for you on His cross.
Accept Christ as our Savior.
Receive Christ as Lord. Let him take the driving wheel of our life coz God has great plans for you!
Repent! Be willing to turn away from the bad things you have done.
Easy peasy huh? Told yea! ;)
Hv a good night!
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