i'm back!! what can i say? my connection has been suspended for almost a month due to foreseen circumstances..which is not paying your internet bills...people..this is what u get for not paying your internet bills. Well, i would be glad to comment on the stupid tmnet workers...the sound of those pathetic arses just pisses me off..well..i am totally familiar with their bloody protocol thingi.. it all started like this . . .
"Welcome to tmnet streamyx"
me: "hi, i would like my connection to be unsuspended as i had already made the payments"
"Can i know you name sir?"
me: Micheal Jackson (jus kidding..its jus a fake name)
"can i know your log in id?"
me: bitemyass
"what is your name"
i was like What The Fuck?!?! i jus told u my name..whatddaya mean my name..
"Mr. Soo..can i have your name?"
i was seriously pissed..anymore stupidity shown by the farking worker would be awarded with some language from my big book of colourful words...in short..curses..that would freak your granny outta her panties..lol..jus kidding..but hey i can be violent ya know..
So i was like..fine.u wan my name AgAiN..
"my name is blablabla"
"Oh Mr Soo....can i have your receipt number?"
"i have no idea what my recipt number is coz my sis paid the bill"
" ( a few seconds of silence) "
I kindly broke the silence by informing the screwed ass bout my payments..again
well...one funny thing..these ppl start asking u really weird questions...like where did u pay the bill?.. what the hell? Does it matter where i paid my bills?!?! I could hv paid in sum post office in some secluded village in god-knows-where..well i said i didn't know..then..the question that really ticked me off..outta sudden, the idiot asked me a screwed up question that will even puzzle Einstein.
"Sir..how much did your sister pay?"
"i dunno"
"She paid 150 or 216..?"
"HUH?"
"So is it 150 or 216?"
me:" i don't know how much she paid"
"We have confirmed she has made a payment but we would like to know how much she has paid"
If they knew she has paid..they would prob have the records rite? dumbasses
me:"i hv no idea"
"Mr.Shioo...how much has she paid? 150 or 216?
IS this A fcking quiz or something?!?! how in the fcking world am i suppost to know? i jus said i don't know rite?!?!..does the idiot think i'm pyschic or something?but i was polite enough to say "I DON"T KNOW!!"
"She has made a payment of 150 mr.shioo"
me: "so she has made payment of 150?..fine..my name is Mr Soo not Mr. shioo"
"We will have you connected by two hours Mr Shioo"
"Fine.." (slams the phone)
That farking worker jus made my day..i could not believe i had jus wasted 15 minutes of my life listening to shit..u know ShIT?..i have no idea what the idiot said..add that up with totally stupid and mind boggling questions..spice it up with some abilities to say your name wrong twice even though i had previously corrected him is.....SHIT..jus shit..no other words..
Well..for your info..it took me 6 hours to connect...
moral of the story..when u talk to idiotic phone operators..slam the phone and hope for a smarter one when u call em again..coz its really stressful..ok..i gotta sleep..bye//
Saturday, November 26, 2005
Monday, November 14, 2005
The secrets of not being a fucked up asshole.
*this is a long blog...read at your own risk
Possibly right now as it is, there are many people being a real asshole. Doing this they're not supposed to be doing and going against anything they can think of possible...
Rebellious. That's a word enough to generalize teenagers. With our offset thoughts and ridiculous principles, we seem to have this habit of going against any advice given by anyone older. Well, kids as much as you would LOVE to read about how fun and true this is, let me tell you...this is just the stepping stones of being a fucked up asshole.
Yes my dearies, this is the ultimate truth. Parents are placed in our lives for a reason, they' re not here just to feed us and do whatever we say stupid! They bring us into this world with their pure intentions, of fulfilling the purposes of being part of the worlds creation. And for the other arses who think this is stupid, please don't bother reading because probably more that i am writing describes you. And in no way benefit you because, hell...i don't think you would even bother listening.
Secondly, have respect for women, regardless their age, don't ever let me catch anyone of you being a bloody fucking pedo!! Or i swear by the gods i will gut you and hang your innards on my wall...*growls* yes children i am part cannibal, but only to bloody fucks who dares cross me. Women, are NOT...i repeat...NOT the weaker sex even though they are thought to be. Media and story books decipher the role of women in a rather distorted way and what the hell do they understand about it anyway?! Even though some of the articles might be written by women BUT no self respecting woman would ever want to admit she is weak. Because guys, no one can beat them in being patient, tolerant and really loving..its like they have this automatic sensor on 24-7 that they seem to know what you are feeling and know which buttons are the right ones to push. Moms are just the best. They suffer the most yet they say they enjoy it....and i will kill any bloody fucker that dares disrespect their mother.
To conclude this long paragraph, respect women, they are not weak but they are actually the strongest in terms of emotions and love...sorry ladies but we are stronger than you physically always, maybe its coz God made it that way, no offence :)
Thirdly, we must always have manners...not only please and thank yous but show a smiley face for god's sake. No one actually gets turned on seeing a constipated, self-hating, low-life shitty expression...i am tired and running out of words...back to my point. Yes, we should never think that people think that we are cool when we spit on their shoe or when we show the middle finger, no way . In fact, it is just one of the ways of getting into a fight! D'oh~! And watch your language, not everyone adores listening to languages that bleeds their ears, coz what the fuck do those fucking pussies care about the fucking language we fucking speak right? you get my point.
There are more to learn about how NOT to be a fucked up asshole but i shall have to continue another day. To write this explicitly :
1. Respect your parents and love them, they deserve it.
2. Never look down on women, they are brought into this world for a reason..NOT to sate your bloody fucking desires.
3. Have manners, try not to swear (i am trying very hard for the sake of some people who are important to me)
Possibly right now as it is, there are many people being a real asshole. Doing this they're not supposed to be doing and going against anything they can think of possible...
Rebellious. That's a word enough to generalize teenagers. With our offset thoughts and ridiculous principles, we seem to have this habit of going against any advice given by anyone older. Well, kids as much as you would LOVE to read about how fun and true this is, let me tell you...this is just the stepping stones of being a fucked up asshole.
Yes my dearies, this is the ultimate truth. Parents are placed in our lives for a reason, they' re not here just to feed us and do whatever we say stupid! They bring us into this world with their pure intentions, of fulfilling the purposes of being part of the worlds creation. And for the other arses who think this is stupid, please don't bother reading because probably more that i am writing describes you. And in no way benefit you because, hell...i don't think you would even bother listening.
Secondly, have respect for women, regardless their age, don't ever let me catch anyone of you being a bloody fucking pedo!! Or i swear by the gods i will gut you and hang your innards on my wall...*growls* yes children i am part cannibal, but only to bloody fucks who dares cross me. Women, are NOT...i repeat...NOT the weaker sex even though they are thought to be. Media and story books decipher the role of women in a rather distorted way and what the hell do they understand about it anyway?! Even though some of the articles might be written by women BUT no self respecting woman would ever want to admit she is weak. Because guys, no one can beat them in being patient, tolerant and really loving..its like they have this automatic sensor on 24-7 that they seem to know what you are feeling and know which buttons are the right ones to push. Moms are just the best. They suffer the most yet they say they enjoy it....and i will kill any bloody fucker that dares disrespect their mother.
To conclude this long paragraph, respect women, they are not weak but they are actually the strongest in terms of emotions and love...sorry ladies but we are stronger than you physically always, maybe its coz God made it that way, no offence :)
Thirdly, we must always have manners...not only please and thank yous but show a smiley face for god's sake. No one actually gets turned on seeing a constipated, self-hating, low-life shitty expression...i am tired and running out of words...back to my point. Yes, we should never think that people think that we are cool when we spit on their shoe or when we show the middle finger, no way . In fact, it is just one of the ways of getting into a fight! D'oh~! And watch your language, not everyone adores listening to languages that bleeds their ears, coz what the fuck do those fucking pussies care about the fucking language we fucking speak right? you get my point.
There are more to learn about how NOT to be a fucked up asshole but i shall have to continue another day. To write this explicitly :
1. Respect your parents and love them, they deserve it.
2. Never look down on women, they are brought into this world for a reason..NOT to sate your bloody fucking desires.
3. Have manners, try not to swear (i am trying very hard for the sake of some people who are important to me)
just to let you know
dear all,
currently my internet has been disconnected due to unforseen circumstances...oh fine it got cut coz i forgot to pay the bill...but i will be back real soon! i bet ur all wondering...how the hell i am tellling you this when i have no internet at home and the fact that i don't always go out without a reason...(i have no reason to right now coz i have this bloody final stuck right up my arse...bloody annoying if u ask me) hahahahahaha, well, if ur observant u can tell who i really am through the language i use *grins* anywhoos tally ho and take care muchachos...i have to depart and fill out my other blog...
currently my internet has been disconnected due to unforseen circumstances...oh fine it got cut coz i forgot to pay the bill...but i will be back real soon! i bet ur all wondering...how the hell i am tellling you this when i have no internet at home and the fact that i don't always go out without a reason...(i have no reason to right now coz i have this bloody final stuck right up my arse...bloody annoying if u ask me) hahahahahaha, well, if ur observant u can tell who i really am through the language i use *grins* anywhoos tally ho and take care muchachos...i have to depart and fill out my other blog...
Friday, November 04, 2005
Problems
Like water running out of a pale with holes..
My time is running up too..too many things to do..
But too little time..Someone..Anyone..help me
I can't help but feel helpless in this maelstorm of sadness
Like some wise old ass once said "Use your time wisely, or it will bite u up your ass"
Okok...dat was made up by me..but i really don't know what to do
Distractions as they may seem are getting the better of me
Plans and schedules have crumbled under the shadows of these distractions
And now..to top things up, my dogs.. my beloved family members are going to be evicted from this house. How bad can it get?!? I feel like shouting right now but i know i can't ..some jackasses might throw god-knows-what things on my window..and i would probably get slap on my face for being crazy and before u know it..i might be in tanjung rambutan..ARghHH..
My time is running up too..too many things to do..
But too little time..Someone..Anyone..help me
I can't help but feel helpless in this maelstorm of sadness
Like some wise old ass once said "Use your time wisely, or it will bite u up your ass"
Okok...dat was made up by me..but i really don't know what to do
Distractions as they may seem are getting the better of me
Plans and schedules have crumbled under the shadows of these distractions
And now..to top things up, my dogs.. my beloved family members are going to be evicted from this house. How bad can it get?!? I feel like shouting right now but i know i can't ..some jackasses might throw god-knows-what things on my window..and i would probably get slap on my face for being crazy and before u know it..i might be in tanjung rambutan..ARghHH..
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