Monday, November 14, 2005

The secrets of not being a fucked up asshole.

*this is a long blog...read at your own risk

Possibly right now as it is, there are many people being a real asshole. Doing this they're not supposed to be doing and going against anything they can think of possible...

Rebellious. That's a word enough to generalize teenagers. With our offset thoughts and ridiculous principles, we seem to have this habit of going against any advice given by anyone older. Well, kids as much as you would LOVE to read about how fun and true this is, let me tell you...this is just the stepping stones of being a fucked up asshole.

Yes my dearies, this is the ultimate truth. Parents are placed in our lives for a reason, they' re not here just to feed us and do whatever we say stupid! They bring us into this world with their pure intentions, of fulfilling the purposes of being part of the worlds creation. And for the other arses who think this is stupid, please don't bother reading because probably more that i am writing describes you. And in no way benefit you because, hell...i don't think you would even bother listening.

Secondly, have respect for women, regardless their age, don't ever let me catch anyone of you being a bloody fucking pedo!! Or i swear by the gods i will gut you and hang your innards on my wall...*growls* yes children i am part cannibal, but only to bloody fucks who dares cross me. Women, are NOT...i repeat...NOT the weaker sex even though they are thought to be. Media and story books decipher the role of women in a rather distorted way and what the hell do they understand about it anyway?! Even though some of the articles might be written by women BUT no self respecting woman would ever want to admit she is weak. Because guys, no one can beat them in being patient, tolerant and really loving..its like they have this automatic sensor on 24-7 that they seem to know what you are feeling and know which buttons are the right ones to push. Moms are just the best. They suffer the most yet they say they enjoy it....and i will kill any bloody fucker that dares disrespect their mother.
To conclude this long paragraph, respect women, they are not weak but they are actually the strongest in terms of emotions and love...sorry ladies but we are stronger than you physically always, maybe its coz God made it that way, no offence :)

Thirdly, we must always have manners...not only please and thank yous but show a smiley face for god's sake. No one actually gets turned on seeing a constipated, self-hating, low-life shitty expression...i am tired and running out of words...back to my point. Yes, we should never think that people think that we are cool when we spit on their shoe or when we show the middle finger, no way . In fact, it is just one of the ways of getting into a fight! D'oh~! And watch your language, not everyone adores listening to languages that bleeds their ears, coz what the fuck do those fucking pussies care about the fucking language we fucking speak right? you get my point.

There are more to learn about how NOT to be a fucked up asshole but i shall have to continue another day. To write this explicitly :

1. Respect your parents and love them, they deserve it.

2. Never look down on women, they are brought into this world for a reason..NOT to sate your bloody fucking desires.

3. Have manners, try not to swear (i am trying very hard for the sake of some people who are important to me)

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