Patience is a virtue
Ignorance is bliss
Knowledge is pain
Love is redeeming
Coffee is good :P
Knowledge talks, wisdom listens
Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity
Teamwork…means never having to take all the blame yourself
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid all together
A smile is the lighting system of the face, the cooling system of the head and the heating system of the heart
That’s the secret to life… replace one worry with another
Bacteria is sometimes the only culture some people have
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Copying from a single source is called plagiarism, copying from multiple source is called research
Two things are infinite : the universe and human stupidity; I’m not sure about the universe
Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink
Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading
Cocaine is gods way of telling you that you make too much money
Chocolate, men, coffee - some things are better rich
Caffeine isn’t a drug, it’s a vitamin !!
Espresso is to Italy, what champagne is to France
All the coffee in Columbia won’t make me a morning person (especially true for me)
On the eighth day God created coffee
I make serious coffee - so strong it wakes up the neighbors !!!
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand
I say no to drugs, but they don’t listen
Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the devil
Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again
Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it
That is the ugliest top Ive ever seen, yet it compliments your face perfectly
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