Saturday, January 08, 2011

Tofu Bacon

Imagine marrying a vegetarian wife.

Now imagine alfalfa juice every morning, with Tofu bacon, baked beans and an egg.

Kills you doesn't it? If it doesn't kill you, well your reproductive organs will. I mean your possible future generation.

I'm having speed bump phobias.

The occurrences of where Mr. Btm of the Car meets Mr Speed Bump is causing me anxiety and depression.

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